i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
when will people realize that extremists on EITHER end of the spectrum are a bad thing?
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram