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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

zombie-tea-party:

when will people realize that extremists on EITHER end of the spectrum are a bad thing? 

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram