I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
Would you like to stay for dinner? Would you like to stay forever?
my heart says yes but my mom says no
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
reasons why periods suck
- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful